Venue: Club Swiss is located in Dietikon, a city in the eponymous Swiss municipality, about 15 km from Zurich. Externally, it’s situated in a commercial/industrial area; the building blends in with the others, and during the day it’s not easy to spot the small sign next to the nondescript entrance door. It’s easier to find after sunset when the sign is illuminated. Nevertheless, the area isn’t chaotic, and there is a parking lot with around twenty spaces reserved for the club’s customers. With the exact location marked on Maps (link provided below), reaching the right spot isn’t a problem.
The changing room is fairly spacious, with rather small lockers and safety deposit boxes located in the corridor. The interior has a modern and minimalistic style, but wooden finishes, details like columns and the “stone” wall behind the bar, the lighting in the small wellness area adjacent to the main room, as well as the leather-upholstered sofas and stools, give the space a warm and inviting aesthetic.
The bar counter dominates the room, where a central stage with the classic Lap Dance pole is located. There are also sofas with small partition curtains to provide a bit of privacy and some niches with additional small sofas literally tucked between the various columns.
The wellness area includes a sauna, a hot tub, and a Turkish bath—proportioned to the size of the club but well-maintained and enjoyable. There’s also a small cinema room with tiered seating where guests can entertain themselves with the girls.
The rooftop terrace offers sunbeds, an outdoor lounge area, and a separate niche with a bed for those who want to have fun outdoors rather than in a private room. The rooms themselves are rather bare and small, without frills, but serve their purpose perfectly.
Girls: There are approximately 15–20 girls present. The line-up is shared with other venues within the same group, including the Globe, so the girls come from various backgrounds, but the quality is quite high, as is the level of service offered. Overall, the attitude is generally good, despite the majority being “made in Romania,” which has now become a standard in this type of club.
Prices: Entrance: 57 CHF – Standard Half-Hour: The basic service, also known as a “quickie,” includes sex and blowjob, and costs 80 CHF for 30 minutes. – All Inclusive Service: This service, which also includes FK, BBJ, and CoB, costs 120 CHF for 30 minutes, 180 CHF for 45 minutes, and 240 CHF for 60 minutes.
(Various offers and all-inclusive packages are available on special occasions, parties, and other events.)
Opening hours: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday: 11:00 a.m. to 011:00 a.m. – Thursday: 11:00 a.m. to 02:00 a.m. – Friday and Saturday: 11:00 a.m. to 03:00 a.m. – Sunday: 1:00 p.m. to 00:00 a.m. .
Restaurant/Bar: Soft drinks included in the admission price. There is no restaurant service.
Notes: Club Swiss is located near the Dietikon highway exit, close to Zurich, just over a 20-minute drive from the city center and the airport (about 50 minutes by public transport). It is a relatively small FKK Sauna Club, opened in 2008, and part of the “Das Imperium” group, which also includes the Globe and Club Pasha in Zurich, Club Palace in Lucerne, and other Swiss venues in the sector.
The lack of a restaurant and the relatively small size make Club Swiss less suitable for spending an entire day inside, especially during the cold season when the rooftop terrace is practically unusable. On the other hand, it’s ideal for an afternoon or an evening—just a few hours, but intense.
In short: its close proximity to Zurich Airport, a good line-up of professional girls always fully naked, the elegant yet almost homely atmosphere that is never too crowded, and the half-hour price with the girls being reasonable for the quality of service offered, make this sauna club an interesting option for a visit. Perhaps not as a dedicated trip exclusively for this venue, and ideally in summer when the rooftop terrace can be enjoyed, but it still remains a good destination if you’re in the area for other reasons or planning to visit other clubs around Zurich.
