French kiss, kissing with tongue, tongues intertwined, or, as it is usually called in technical whoremongering slang: “FK.”
Call it whatever you want, the French kiss has always held a prominent place in the recurring discussions among men of all ages.
Some cannot do without it, others avoid it like the plague because, “I don’t kiss whores on the mouth,” while others see it as a non-essential but very pleasant optional extra in the right situations.

Personally, I must admit that at the beginning of my “career” as a monger, I was among those who avoided putting my tongue in a hooker’s mouth. Maybe because I started using their services quite young and, back then, I saw prostitutes as something pleasant but “wrong”, or maybe simply because I was a bit more squeamish and narrow-minded than I am now. The fact is that today I no longer waste time thinking that the girl probably had some guy finish in her mouth ten minutes earlier, and another one an hour before that, and so on. And when I am in a fuck arena and, by chance, the thought crosses my mind, at most I let slip some stupid little joke like:
“Oh well, once again, by osmosis, we all basically sucked each other off a bit.”
Which, when you think about it, is actually pretty disgusting, but it is also true that ” I can’t afford to act squeamish while I’m licking the ass of a slut who, at the same time, is divinely sucking my Royal Bird and taking it all the way down to the balls.”

Naturally, this is just my personal point of view. But alas, for many fellow punters, the so-called FK is a matter of principle, an essential accessory, a fixed requirement when choosing the next playmate.
Some even declare that they cannot have a satisfying sexual experience without this pleasant optional extra. In my opinion, that is a bit excessive, but you know how it is: everyone does their own thing, and it is not my place to judge. What I can say, however, is that generally this service (because that is what it is, excluding the rare cases where the operator genuinely enjoys being kissed by a client she actually likes) is included in the “standard” rate, or at least it should be in serious fuck arenas when dealing with equally serious operators.
Unfortunately, reality is slightly different. In recent times, especially in venues close to our unfortunate Italian boot, many girls have added this practice to the list of extras.

Now, I do not know about you, but I really have no desire to spend an extra 30 euros just to put my tongue in a hooker’s mouth. Not so much because of the amount itself (although it is still a rip-off), but because, as a matter of principle, it is a request that should not be indulged.
The girls have now realised that many customers are willing to cough up the requested amount, and this new extra is almost becoming an institution in clubs across the border, making the already high rates of frontier fuck arenas even less affordable.
Fortunately, not all of them follow this price list to the letter. For those who know the girls, or are known among them, or with their regular favourites, this usually does not happen. But as we all know, occasional customers far outnumber regulars, and the infamous FK extra seems destined to become more and more established over time.
Unless everyone learns to say no and snub the workers who ask for it, choosing instead those who do not make absurd requests and behave like honest professionals.
But as I already said, for me it is not an essential element. And all things considered, my shady face is fairly well known among the ranks of the “bean-eaters across the border”, so I do not fully know the real scale of this phenomenon and I am mainly basing myself on what I have heard from colleagues and friends.

And now for a little reflection…

Over the last two years, we have seen that, on New Year’s Eve, the girls have agreed among themselves to increase their rates. On average, let’s say they went from the basic 70 euros to asking for 100, at least for that particular holiday.
I admit that in one case I gave in to the request too, but I can defend myself without fear of contradiction by saying that that particular session was one of the best ever. The girl let me go well over time, and for that reason I had already intended to leave a tip at the end anyway. So, all things considered, it was neither a burden nor a real injustice (although I still made it clear to her and her colleagues that this sudden surcharge was not appreciated).
What I now wonder, however, is this: if they are now asking for an extra 30 euros for “wild tongue action”, and on New Year’s Eve they raise the rate again from 70 to 100 euros, will some poor casual customer who cannot give up kissing be forced to cough up a full 130 euros for half an hour of satisfying playtime?
Have we gone mad?
Again, personally, this does not affect me all that much, and the same goes for regulars and more seasoned punters. But those poor occasional customers and beginners will be faced with a scenario that will most likely not encourage them to return to that venue afterwards.
Is it possible that the managers of these places do not realise this? Are they all completely brain-dead? And the girls, who are already not exactly swimming in customers because attendance is often low, are they brain-dead too?
No, I do not think so.
I rather think that the brain-dead ones are us (generally speaking). Us, who are willing to cough up crazy amounts for services that elsewhere (like in Germany) you can get without any fuss for a miserable 50 euros, in venues of equal standard and with girls of equal quality.

In conclusion: I feel compelled to make an appeal to all occasional or beginner mongers who may pass through here:
“Wise up. Do not give in to every request that is made of you. If it is your first time setting foot in a club, ask the other punters present to explain how things work and what the usual rates are in that place, so you can avoid getting ripped off (or rather, avoid being fooled by the less honest, more cunning workers).
This does not mean you should never pay for extras. Doing anal with the girl or finishing in her mouth are things that make sense, and by now they are almost universally recognised as extras, so that is fair enough.
But if one asks you for 30 euros just to be kissed, and the base rate is already 70 euros, laugh in her face and move on to the next one. Or, if you do not give a fuck and the girl is hot, fuck her while avoiding the tongue action. It is not that hard.
A separate discussion applies to places such as the beloved Casa Carinthia, where French Kiss has always been an extra and is paid as such. But there, the base rate for the standard half hour is 50 euros, and the FK extra is 20. So if, like yours truly, you often do long sessions of at least an hour, you will not even notice the difference (provided you really feel the need to tongue-wrestle wildly with a girl who inspires you, of course).”

Okay, that is all for now. For months I have been hearing and reading complaints about this new trend, and I wanted to have my say, as well as try to warn any new customers about the risk of unpleasant “rip-offs.”

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Editor says goodbye and runs off to do things, and other things, and still more things, as always…

…Bye-bye, you “Tongue-Wrestling Beans!”