I have to admit that “The Long Short Time After Midnight” actually sounds better than “Il lungo Short Time dopo Mezzanotte,” even though Italian is my native language ^^ . But since you have made it this far, I imagine you want to know what it is all about, so, seeing as I am feeling inspired, I will explain this “Theory” right away, one that over the years has proved to be more practical than theoretical in most cases.
– “Yeah okay, but stop spewing useless words and let’s get down to business.”
I know you’re thinking this, I wanted to create some pathos before I got to the point, but with you dry put-downs you have to be pragmatic, I realize that….
– “Come on now, you’ve broken my…”
Okay okay, I apologize, I’m still under the effect of “thailanditis” from the last trip, I have to entertain myself somehow, but I’ll stop now, I promise^^.
After many years and plenty of field tests—by field tests, I mean girls brought back to hotels or apartments during my stays in Thailand—I’ve come up with my own personal theory that has, time after time, proven to be increasingly solid. Not a certainty, but close. What am I talking about? Let me explain.
You surely already know the difference between Short-Time and Long-Time If you have some experience in this field, you probably already know the difference, or perhaps you have just learned it by clicking the link next to this article. In short, the difference between the two options comes down to time and price. Short Time usually means “one quick fuck and that’s it,” while Long Time should last at least until sunrise, although that is not always guaranteed, since the girl may find a way to slip away using one of the most varied excuses (and arguing to make her stay would be useless or harmful, or both. So if she decides she doesn’t want to stay anymore, you can only accept it and acknowledge the disappointment, as well as the fact that you’re not very liked by the worker you brought to the room, or that the room itself isn’t to her liking, or maybe both in this situation as well), unfortunately it happens, it serves as experience and is part of the game, but your friendly Neighborhood Editor is here to give you a hand, or rather a good piece of advice.
Often staying in hotels that look good and therefore not the cheap ones, possibly with a room of at least 30 m² with a nice bathroom and a big comfortable bed (maybe even a balcony if the young lady is a smoker and so are you), I’ve noticed that nine times out of ten the girls I take to my room after Midnight don’t want to leave until the morning even if we had agreed beforehand on a Short-Time, so they stay over after the actual “Short” and if I fall asleep when I wake up too they pay “duty” with a second round before leaving, otherwise if I am not sleepy and the baleful one decides to stay it can become even two rounds before I sleep, and when I wake up if I feel like it another one escapes without any problem, this has happened several times as well. Obviously there has to be a minimum of likability and if you are vaguely likable it works better, but with the same person, in this case myself, the two constants of this anomaly are always the same: Barfing the Girl After Midnight if she works in a Go Go or Pool Bar, and having a Nice Room in a Good Hotel(but the 70 m² apartment with a hall and two bedrooms and two bathrooms in a vaguely upscale Condo likeHyde 11 in Bangkok is fine too, of course).
With Freelancer girls, though, things work a little differently. In fact, there is a greater chance that the girl will want to stay in your bed even if you originally agreed on Short Time, especially if you bring her back to your room after around 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning. In theory, she has more flexible working hours than a “Bar Girl,” and it is reasonable to assume that after finishing with you she may not feel like going back out looking for other customers at around 4:00 a.m. She may simply prefer to take advantage of a nice environment and a comfortable bed until morning, as well as the opportunity to turn a good customer into a regular. Even in this situation, though, if for whatever reason she finds you unpleasant, she will disappear as fast as the wind as soon as the job is done. Unless, of course, you are particularly generous. In that case the old rule of “Everyone has a price, you just have to offer the right amount” might come into play. But here I am talking about average rates, not “offers they cannot refuse.” Then, naturally, there is always the girl who gets a genuine call from a regular customer at 4:00 a.m. and leaves regardless, or the one you picked up already drunk from a Go-Go Bar who, after the service, collapses on the bed until she sobers up. When she finally wakes up, she may not even remember where she is and might suddenly rush off because someone has been trying to contact her while she was passed out. These situations are not exactly rare either, but they are separate cases and have little to do with what I was saying above.
Let’s say that decent behavior, a well-groomed appearance, and the ability to make them laugh and feel at ease help a lot in these cases. But personally, it has happened only once that a Short-Time after midnight turned into a Long-Time when I stayed in modest hotels, albeit not excessively cheap ones, such as the Stable Lodge on Soi Sukhumvit 8 in Bangkok, which, although in an excellent location, well-maintained and very clean, with a small pool, a garden, and a good outdoor restaurant, is still a small “old style” hotel with relatively small and poorly soundproofed rooms, inexpensive furnishings, and a generally pleasant but very cheap (in fact, I had chosen it mainly for the large balcony and the good location at a decent price during high season).
Considering everything said so far, another piece of advice I would give to “barfine newbies” is never to agree on Long Time with a working girl you do not already know, especially early in the evening. Even if the girl seems wild and energetic while you are still at the venue, she may completely change her attitude once you get back to the room, or you may simply find that you do not like her as much as you thought. At that point, you cannot exactly renegotiate the deal just because you have changed your mind. Not to mention that she might be the one who does not want to stay. So it is better to go for Long Time only when you already know who you are dealing with, or if you simply do not care about throwing away a few extra thousand Baht should one of the situations mentioned above occur. I have to admit that only on a few occasions have I opted for LT with girls I did not know, and the experience has rarely been worth the price. Once I even got the classic “urgent phone call” excuse. Of course I knew it was just a trick, but I let it go and learned my lesson. Other times, it was actually me who wanted to sleep alone after the first ride on the merry-go-round. Once because I was tired, another time because there simply was not the right chemistry with the girl, or just because after satisfying the urge of the moment, the young lady I had chosen no longer seemed quite as interesting.
Regarding Short-Time, there are various schools of thought. Some prefer to go early to the Go Go bars to have more choice and find the “freshest” girls; others simply enjoy the evening and take with them whoever they like when they find her. Then there are those who arrive close to closing time and wait for the workers at the exit to save on the barfine cost.
Personally, I prefer not to overthink it and just go with the flow. Often, I end up spending the evening here and there, then get taken back to the hotel very late by a girl who catches my interest. So I have a good sample of episodes regarding Shorts that then turn into Long-Times, or if you prefer, “multi-shots with sleeping included,” which might run from 4 AM to noon instead of from midnight to dawn—but they’re always more satisfying and interesting than a plain Short-Time early in the evening (provided you like living the night and resting until evening when it happens).
The fact remains that, leaving aside more complicated situations with particular girls where it was not just a one-night experience, some of my greatest satisfactions have come precisely from these unusual Long Short Times after Midnight. Because beyond the sex itself, if the girl decides to stay in that bed when she could just as easily leave, everything becomes more enjoyable, and you can allow yourself to think that deep down she liked it too and does not mind your company. And what does it matter if, in reality, she only wants to get some sleep in a nice hotel room? What matters is the moment, that fleeting little bit of magic created by something unexpected that, if we are being honest, makes you dream and fantasize a little when you watch her sleeping and do not feel like waking her because she looks damn cute wrapped up in the blankets. Or maybe you decide it would be better to put your face between her thighs and say good morning with a few well-placed licks instead, because there will be time to sleep once the sun comes up, before eventually heading out for breakfast around noon.
Yeah, I know, I get long-winded sometimes, but I also know there’s not much point in going on because the concept is clear. Still, I was thinking about it and wanted to share my thoughts with you fellow travelers, sure I’m not the only one who’s noticed these “coincidences,” but equally convinced that many haven’t experienced it or simply never paid attention.
But this is just another random thought from a womanizer—take it for what it is, and always enjoy your time in whatever way you see fit. The rest will come naturally.
With this I bid you farewell,
Bye-bye Fellow Travelers!
