"Flashback of a punter, in random order."

In a quoting mood and a brief moment of goofing around, reminiscing about past adventures as we nostalgic punters sometimes do when we feel reflective, I decided to spend part of this summer day gathering some flashbacks of a punter, in random order — strange exclamations, dialogues, and funny situations seen, heard, and personally experienced over the years frequenting brothels, dive bars, faraway lands, hookup spots, dives, massage parlors, shady bars, and the like.
Simply a collection of very short anecdotes meant only to make you laugh and maybe give the “outsiders” a little insight into why I love these places—often visited by many but practically unknown to most.

So, inviting you to read the travel stories on the Blog if you are curious to learn more, here are some of my Punter Flashbacks in random order:

Aleandro and Il Redattore, meeting outside the house just after waking up around 8 a.m. one morning a few years ago before a trip to FKK Andiamo:
“Move it, we’re late!”
“Yeah, yeah, we’re leaving soon, the bitches aren’t going anywhere. Let me smoke a cigarette first, then we’re off!”

Anonymous Newbie Punter visiting Andiamo after ditching his Melanzana (means eggplant, “an Italian girlfriend not much appreciated”):
“Coming to a place like this makes me realize I’ve been with a dump for a year and a half!”

Maria, a young Romanian prostitute, vs Il Redattore, just entering a tent at the Oase after about an hour of goofing around in the garden:
“And now you’re not getting away from me…”

Gabriella, a young Venezuelan filly, during a memorable “sheep” session in the mirror room at the Oase in Frankfurt:
“*Incomprehensible moans, panting* ‘Mount me, Stallone!’ *sound of her head repeatedly banging against the wall at the end of the bed as she’s pushed from behind*“

“TuLn ALound” — (The usual Chinese girls at massage centers before the grand finale).

Exchange between Alexa, aka The Squirrel, and Il Redattore, on a warm summer evening in Frankfurt:
“I’m half Romanian and half Thai.”
“…And what other job could you have done in life…“

„You Are Ombrellas?“ – (That hunk Gianni who doesn’t speak English, trying to ask the Austrian hotel receptionist for an umbrella).

„Puttana Galera!“ (it’s something like “Blooby bitch!”)– “Karmen’s running gag, back in the golden days of Andiamo.”

“You’re crazy… You should be in porn!”
— (Roberta, one Saturday at the Wellcum after an hour of sexual battle).

“You’re crazy… You should be in porn!”
— (Lidia, the next day in a room in Villach, reviewing the Kamasutra).

Laura, the Bulgarian, after a midnight liquid protein snack:
“…It’s sweet!”

At Marina Club in Slovenia, Bernadette vs Il Redattore in overdose from grilled veggies:
*Pfft pfft*
“You ate the veggies, huh?”
“Yeah, I overdid it…”
“You can tell, it’s bitter!”
*Pfft pfft*

Ribana/Gabri, between blowjobs and stroking him off right in the face:
“Didn’t you know that blowjob is my specialty?”

Il Redattore and Valeria, after the usual top-notch performance:
“Well done… Well done and beautiful.”
“Thank you, you’re kind and nice, and I always treat well those who treat me well…”

“Welcome to Belluno!”
— (Il Redattore, that time he and his friends ended up in a city a hundred kilometers away, on the opposite side from where they wanted to go).

“Don’t you hear it howling? …Put it in sixth gear!” — (A friend of Il Redattore in his Mitsubishi with a five-speed gearbox, when on the way back from Belluno, he was in quite a hurry to get to Carinthia).

Il Redattore, just woke up, on a distant August Friday at 11 a.m. when he was supposed to leave at 8 for a mini vacation to some FKK saunaclubs beyond the Alps:
“Maremma maiala, è tardi!” (a Tuscan curse roughly meaning “damn pig! it’s late!”)– .

„Fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck fuck fuck fuck!“ – (Dana, on the first night of Wellcum’s pre-opening).

“Enough biting now, I’m not fucking you today, I’ve already done my part.”
— (Redattore vs Emma in full-on cannibal mode).

“Now you take me to the room and cuddle me.”
— (The “new” Rachel from Andiamo after an hour of hanging out on the couches).

„Santa MarRria VerRrgine!“ (means “Holy Mary Virgin!”)
— (Susan the Turkish girl, with her charming rolled ‘r’, in various Austrian venues).

“Eh! Too much stuff! Didn’t expect that!”
— (Pandora, between gasps after almost choking with her mouth full at the end of a blowjob session).

Rebecca the Gypsy, that time she was in a bad mood vs Il Redattore:
“Come here and you cheat on me with everyone without even saying goodbye!”
“Are you joking, right?”
“NO!”

Il Redattore vs the same girl, Rebecca, who was in the mood for some fun:
“What if we went to the room now?”
“Yeah, come on, I need to try a new position.”

“My ass is cold. Warm it up for me.” — (Carmen in the smoking room at Marina Sauna Club, while opening Il Redattore’s robe and slipping in with her bare ass).

“I’ve fallen in love.”
— (That silly Gianni after the room with Sharlene the squirter).

“I’ve fallen in love.”
— (Gianni after his room with Susan).

“I’ve fallen in love.”
— (Gianni after his room with Vicky the Bulgarian).

“I’ve fallen in love.”
— (Gianni after his room with Michaela from CasaCarintia).

“I’ve fallen in love.”
— (Gianni after his room with Soraya at Andiamo).

“I’ve fallen in love.”
— (Gianni after his room with Roberta at the Wellcum).

“She’s crazy! The best fuck of my life” .— (Gianni after an hour and a half in the room with Selena, also known as ‘the Colombian from Mexico City‘).

“Were you assembled at NASA or what?”
— (Marco, addressing Raissa as she showed off her stellar pornstar body).

A filthy compliment shouted by Il Redattore right in the face of the infamous NanaBastarda (a.k.a Geta, Krina, etc.) while pounding her relentlessly as she writhes wildly folded in two like a drying rack:
“You beautiful slut!”
“Yesss, I am-a da slut, cum all over me, mmm aaahhh yesss uuuhhhh ooohhh mmmh…“

“I enjoyed it soooooooo much!”
— (Good old Aleandro, coming down the stairs clinging to Valeria, the Bulgarian Star from Andiamo).

“Beautiful slut, I enjoyed it so much…”
— (Always Aleandro, on the highway, suddenly thinking back to the room with Valeria).

“Hi, I’m Bella, in name and in fact.”
— (The one who was called Bella… but more in name than in fact).

‘Il Redattore’, horny, vs Lidia on a couch at Andiamo:
“Ok, let’s go upstairs.”
“But weren’t you tired?”
“We’re going, or I fuck you right here.“

“Yeah yeah, we’re still at the restaurant, but we’ll go to bed early, ‘cause tomorrow morning we’re back on the ski slopes…”
— (The classic call home from the toilets of an FKK in winter before heading back to the lounge with the girls).

Marco’s exclamation, sitting at the bar after the first room with Laura, the other Bulgarian Star from Andiamo, on her debut in Carinthia:
“My balls are dry!!!”

“Rape me.”
— (Il Redattore vs a girl called Anda, at the Colosseum in Augsburg, the very first room ever in an FKK).

“Ciao! Sono Marika ke ti ricarika” / something like: “Hi! I’m Marika, here to recharge ya.” — (…that chatty Marika at the Marina, every time she introduced herself to someone).

“Alright, we’re moving — we need a bigger table…”
— (The waitress at the Steirerhof inn, after the three of us, sitting at a table for four, ordered food for six).

“You and I fucked last summer, but you probably don’t remember me with all the dicks you see around.”
— (Said Il Redattore to the blonde Antonella).

Il Redattore and a couple of friends vs that crazy bitch Adriana:
“Your name?”
“Adriana!”
“Nice to meet you, Adriana… I’m Rocky.”
“Really?!” “Yeah, sure. And that’s Apollo, and that’s Ivan Drago…” -.

Il Redattore vs that funny scatterbrain Adriana, about half an hour later, before going to the room:
“So you said you’re from Transylvania, huh?”
“Yes, and I’ll suck your blooddd!”
“What if instead you sucked my dick a little?”
“I’ll suck your balls toooo!”
“Ok, you win everything…”

One of the euphoric fools sitting in Il Redattore’s Jaguar on the way to Wellcum, answering the young carabinieri who stopped them for a routine check just before the Austrian border:
“…And where are you headed?”
“We’re going mushroom picking…”